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Daily Archives : July 9, 2007

Visual self abuse…who ME?

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duncdodgeGreeting general populace.

Heres a short lil something about “visual self abuse”….now many will say,” who cares if we abuse ourselves visually…what harm am I doin to anybody else?”. The answer to this is Revolver,Bulletproof Monk (was on last night), Bring it on (actually any teenage movie crudola) and of course Glitter. Now while these movies may seem harmless“fun” , it is scary the amount of damage, it is doing to your human hard drive and influencing it to behave in a manner thats….other than directed. Kidz are unfortunately, nothing but collateral damage to big business Hollywood types who aim to impregnate their young sponge like minds, with the seed of what experts call, Terriblismoviosis…basically rendering their ability to tell good movies from cerebral carnage ineffectual.

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Funkalicious ladies tops.

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marinatopEllo ello, its is I...Pierre. (AKA: Fantasmo Exotica) ie: Duncan in photo mode.

Heres the wonderful Marina sporting one of our new crazy cool ladies long sleeve tops. They are so totally different and unique….I can assure you theres nothing else quite as funky as these anywhere else at the moment.

These beautiful tops, appeal to the lady who wants out of the ordinary and can handle something with a bit more ZoOm KaPoW. Basically these babies just kick bum…all over the place.

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eSquared News Flash

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bearThis month’s “Employee of the month“, Mr. Baily Bear, is recovering steadily and has returned to work after taking a royal beating from a fellow colleague.

Even though it’s obvious to most that Mr. Bear has a big, caring heart, I am happy to inform you that envious Duncan is being held for questioning in connection with Mr. Bear’s stitches.

Eyeball Reporter: Shelle