Greetings my humans.
Yes, once again it is time to ponder the age old question, that has plagued the minds of intellectuals and self obsessed beauty queens for eons…..pirate vs ninja…WHO would win in a one on one battle?
Now before we get excited and jump to any conclusions, its veeeery important to realise that a pirate vs ninja battle would of course result in the absolute DESTRUCTION of the pirate. Now I know u are thinking, no way pirates also have mad skillz and ships and…errr rum, but honestly other than that they all smell (easier for the ninja to find them), they have missing eyes (bad depth perception…kak for sword fighting), they are seldom sober and ready for action, unless of course its with a dodgy harbor prozzie (another influence of rum) and lets not forget that all pirates are distracted easily…simply point in any direction and scream GOLD, in that moment 99% of pirates will show their backs….resulting in recieving a katana or shuriken in the spine…its not their fault, its just the pirate way .
I dont think its necessary to list the uber powers of the ninja, what with their elite swordsmanship, acrobatic insanities and the power to win over any woman with a mere glance…obviously the pirate vs ninja question is self explanatory. But, just in case we have to play it out for u, in serious slow-mo and with technological fluffies, here it goes: