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It’s eSquared COMPETITION time. I have a SUPERCOOL eSquared hamper to giveaway containing :

· a voucher for 1 eSquared tshirt;

· a voucher for 1 long sleeve eSquared tshirt;

· a small tumblesome T-Bear Vinyl Toy of your choice;

· a super T-bear cellphone accessory

· a smashing exclusive Lovetec CD (courtesy of Lee Govender of Lovetec promotions and events) mixed by Guy Herman (PIMP Squad) and DJ Camouflage (UK)

· and 2 supah-eSquared cappuccinos or any other beverage you would dig to throw down your throat-hole

No funny business or loops to jump through – all you have to do to win yourself AWESOME eSquared goodies is :

1. Visit http://www.springleap.com

2. Move your mouse onto “create” and click on “prizes”

3. Send me an email telling me how much the winning creation with the most amount of votes gets in Rands

4. Cc 5 of your friends

5. Send the e-mail to eran.e@springleap.com

6. Make the subject : Springleap competition

Now remember – YOU CAN ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE, for every 5 new friends you cc on the e-mail. Each e-mail can only cc 5 friends at a time. The competition runs till next week Sunday 16^th March 2008, and all entries need to be in before the clock strikes MIDNIGHT on that Sunday.

So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR – I have got to give these guys away!!!! Do the happy dance!!! (doin’ my happy dance – I’m doin’ my happy dance – singin’ my happy song – singin’ my happy song…)

It’s the middle of the night and you are about to sink deep into glorious slumber, when suddenly you hear a distant buzzing, getting closer and closer and then you realize…you have a unwanted visitor…and this visitor wants your blood.
Sounds like something out of a thriller movie, but alas, it’s something much worse…the dreaded mosquito has arrived and will undoubtedly keep you up all night and suck you dry of your blood without a care or concern…guess that’s the moral fibre of an insect for you….eat or be eaten.
Which is why, if I don’t get him with my initial surprise attack, the lights are on and Duncan goes on mosquito safari.
Do mosquito’s merely take our blood just to use the proteins to create their young…or is there something more sinister going on?
Let’s check out Cisse’s design entitled: Download.

Yes I’m sure you all listened in biology class and know that mosquito’s suck our blood for the substances like protein and iron, to be able to create and lay their eggs.
Oh just so you know female mosquito’s are the only ones that bite, the dudes prefer to chow nectar
So a crafty mosquito gets close enough during your deep REM sleep for you not to notice it and then apply a mild painkiller and finally inject its proboscis. That’s when the sucking of your blood begins…but what about all your genetic information? Does the government use highly trained “spy-quitos” to sample important targets blood to get a better understanding of their enemy, does that government even use that blood sample to create a identical clone for assassination purposes….anything’s possible right…well ok maybe only in Duncan Land…but hey I think it’s a silly idea to ever let your guard down, because as soon as you do you get eaten by a velociraptor or a mutated 6 foot mosquito (did u see that movie…insane stuff)
What if the mosquito’s are collecting human data and returning it to a huge 1000 foot queen mosquito from hell deep underground….its thousands of years old and is waiting for the perfect sample of human DNA and when it does it lets out a psychic blast so powerful that it turns us into mindless zombies who just eat and procreate, making one big mosquito buffet.
The threat is real, heed my warnings and kill all mozzies that enter the sanctity of your bedroom…before it’s too late and you become the main course. Wear Download and stand against the psychic oppression.

Pleasant dreams humans…I mean everybody.

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Daily Archives : March 5, 2008

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Cisse Download