First up, let me come forward and say that I am currently sporting a shaggy, well manicured mullet or mooolay as I like to call it. I do catch loads of flack for it but hey, when you work for eSquared you determine what cool, right is?
I arrived at work last week looking for something different and popped over to our trusty neighbour Kieran from Top hat barber shop. Boy oh boy did he hook me up with a funky cut. The instructions were simple, short on the sides, long at the back and hit me with something different on the one side. That something different on the one side turned out to be a shaved in pattern that makes me look so ghetto it’s scary.
Mullets can make any guy or gal (that’s another story right there, the femullet.…no thanks) look like the most hardcore punk out there. Its time that the mullet became the official haircut of the army. Kick the crew cut out. Crew cuts are soft and they are for pansies. Imagine seeing the boys in Iraq with moolays. The war would have been over years ago.
Ok, so now that I have tried to justify my mullet ,its time all you guys out there listen the homie who’s telling you what’s real and go hook yourself up with 1 X mullet J ***this blog was written in the worst English possible out of respect for the mullet and just to clarify things,my mullet does not look like the dude in the pic***