Published by Duncan April 30th, 2008
in interesting and celebs.

Anyone fancy a scone??
Ok so this is going to be a bit of a weird subject coming from me: The English Royal family.
Yes that right I’m actually writing about a group of land owning richies, that in actual fact owe their status and power to years of stomping all over their own people and of course most of the world as we know it….but people still love them.
Dude they are a glorified English soap opera, about the only thing they are useful for is attracting tourists and having somebody to make jokes about.
About the only royal I ever digged was Diana, she was a wicked rad lady who did bucket loads of good all over the world.
Ok this post is in actual fact about her sons Harry and William, I’m sure they need no introduction as they are as famous as fish & chips.
In the past William was always looked upon as the straight laced goody boy who was handsome and of course…next in line. Harry…well Harry was a marijuana smoking wild child who liked to wear Hitler costumes to Halloween parties…oh and he isn’t quite as good looking as older boet.
Continue reading ‘William the Bad Prince’
Published by Duncan April 30th, 2008
in interesting and Music.

Hi there gang.
So who’s a fan of Coldplay? I have to say that I really enjoy their sound and was really blown away by X&Y and have been waiting in anticipation for their latest album.
Well looks like the waiting is over, their new release of Viva La Vida is set to come out on the 16–17 of June. Release dates may vary depending on where you live, obviously if you live in the UK and sleep outside the HMV you will have a copy on the day, but we may get it a week or two later here in SA. Will probably sit in customs for a week while lost paperwork is reprinted LOL.
It also seems that Coldplay are going out of their way to promote the new album. Firstly they will be giving away a free download of “Violet Hill” (available from 12:15 BST on 29 April for one week only down at the band’s site), which is a track off the new album and also a super cool 7-inch vinyl version in association with NME on the 7th of May.
That’s damn cool, I’d love to get my hands on that vinyl…it will probably end up a collectible on eBay in a matter of days.
Continue reading ‘New Coldplay Viva La Vida’
Published by Duncan April 29th, 2008
in babble and interesting.

HI there one and all.
It seems we have some new recruits at the Cape Town store.
These three “ridiculously good looking” okes named Rufus, Brint, and Meekus from Zoolander fame, were scouted by none other than our fearless leader Eric “too much coffee” Edelstein.
Just when I thought I was about to be replaced I realised these guys were actually just going to model our styling designs 24 hours a day…for free, now that commitment to the eSquared cause.
I’m sure that they would like to get more involved with blogging and stuff like that, that is if they had any arms. I’m afraid they were cursed with such perfectly moulded bone structure as to only qualify as t-shirt models and when I say they have nothing “up there” I really mean it.
Continue reading ‘Rufus Brint and Meekus in eSquared’
Published by Duncan April 29th, 2008
in interesting.

Please sir…I want some more!
No it’s not the perpetually empty stomached Oliver twist, it’s actually a 140kg inmate in a US correctional facility on a murder conviction.
According to Broderick Lloyd Laswell, who weighed in at a hefty 180kg when he was incarcerated last September, the prison staff don’t give them nearly enough food and that they are starving to death.
It sounds like Mr. Laswell has in fact gone away to a health hydro instead of prison.
Isn’t that what prison is supposed to do to you, make you hard and tough?
Well let’s face it, prison is not a summer camp where you sit around a fire (unless it’s in a dustbin during a riot) eating marshmallows and cake, it’s a place where you go to “reflect” on your crimes and hopefully rehabilitate and become a better human than when you walked in.
I doubt that Mr. Laswell will ever be released from his jail term but if he does he could release a Jail House Diet Video and be a very rich man.
Continue reading ‘More food in Prison please’
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