Published by Duncan April 29th, 2008
in babble and interesting.
HI there one and all.
It seems we have some new recruits at the Cape Town store.
These three “ridiculously good looking” okes named Rufus, Brint, and Meekus from Zoolander fame, were scouted by none other than our fearless leader Eric “too much coffee” Edelstein.
Just when I thought I was about to be replaced I realised these guys were actually just going to model our styling designs 24 hours a day…for free, now that commitment to the eSquared cause.
I’m sure that they would like to get more involved with blogging and stuff like that, that is if they had any arms. I’m afraid they were cursed with such perfectly moulded bone structure as to only qualify as t-shirt models and when I say they have nothing “up there” I really mean it.
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Published by Duncan April 29th, 2008
in interesting.
Please sir…I want some more!
No it’s not the perpetually empty stomached Oliver twist, it’s actually a 140kg inmate in a US correctional facility on a murder conviction.
According to Broderick Lloyd Laswell, who weighed in at a hefty 180kg when he was incarcerated last September, the prison staff don’t give them nearly enough food and that they are starving to death.
It sounds like Mr. Laswell has in fact gone away to a health hydro instead of prison.
Isn’t that what prison is supposed to do to you, make you hard and tough?
Well let’s face it, prison is not a summer camp where you sit around a fire (unless it’s in a dustbin during a riot) eating marshmallows and cake, it’s a place where you go to “reflect” on your crimes and hopefully rehabilitate and become a better human than when you walked in.
I doubt that Mr. Laswell will ever be released from his jail term but if he does he could release a Jail House Diet Video and be a very rich man.
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