William the Bad Prince

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Ok so this is going to be a bit of a weird subject coming from me: The English Royal family.
Yes that right I’m actually writing about a group of land owning richies, that in actual fact owe their status and power to years of stomping all over their own people and of course most of the world as we know it….but people still love them.
Dude they are a glorified English soap opera, about the only thing they are useful for is attracting tourists and having somebody to make jokes about.
About the only royal I ever digged was Diana, she was a wicked rad lady who did bucket loads of good all over the world.

Ok this post is in actual fact about her sons Harry and William, I’m sure they need no introduction as they are as famous as fish & chips.
In the past William was always looked upon as the straight laced goody boy who was handsome and of course…next in line. Harry…well Harry was a marijuana smoking wild child who liked to wear Hitler costumes to Halloween parties…oh and he isn’t quite as good looking as older boet.

However it seems that the times have changed. Both of the boys are now in the military trying to do the family proud. While Harry went off to war intent on dodging bullets, or at least watching things explode from a safe distance, William has been a bit more “lax” in his duties.
You see William has managed to get in trouble for fast talking military officials into letting him take the choppers on joy rides.
Where to prince? Well to my girlfriends house of course haha.
Talk about abuse of power, can you imagine how stupid those officials must feel now for letting this little punk get away with taking out a Chinook for his own romantic escapades??
I know he’s a Royal guys but this is ridiculous, tell him to stuff off, or threaten to phone his granny, she will sort him out instantly :D

It’s really shattered the public’s opinion of him and now he’s going to really have to work hard to polish that reputation back up to a shine.
Harry is honestly very impressive in my eyes, the dude is sitting in Afghanistan refusing to come back to the UK to get himself an easy job and rather staying at the front lines.
William on the other hand is cavorting around in a chopper that should be used for British soldiers…you can see that this incident has really but William in the poo.
What would happen if another “normal“ soldier took out a chopper…he would not only be kicked out of the military but probably serve time in a military lock up.
I guess that means that we aren’t equal in life does it.

Nice one HarryWilliam, grow up bud.

Duncs.

Duncs.

3 Responses to “William the Bad Prince”


  1. 1 Eran May 3rd, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    That’s one out of hand and bad Willie. Bit of a Harry moment tho.

  2. 2 Marina Greyling May 3rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Gotta beware of bad willie….Harrys being rubbing off on him :D
    That sounded wrong.

  3. 3 Mark May 5th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    got to give it to the brothers royal…they both have smoking hot girls on their arms

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