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Hi there everybody.

Ok so I’m sure everybody is sick to death (if you will pardon the pun) of hearing about Michael Jackson and the various “Michael inspired” paraphernalia, conspiracies, controversy, etc…
However I had to laugh (and share) at a recent image that I saw on News24.
Honestly…ROFL!

The Field Museum in Chicago has become the centre of a strange Michael Jackson mania.
Why? Well, because it seems an ancient limestone statue of a woman shares a shockingly close visage with the recently dead king of pop.
The 3000 year old Egyptian statue has stunned onlookers with its uncanny resemblance.
So who honestly cares? Well I guess News24 and little ol’ me for starters LOL.

So what kind of hair brained conspiracy can we come up with for this one guys and girls?
Michael Jackson on his death bed is rescued by chimpanzee aliens, (who secretly control mankind with their developed frontal lobes) who in a bid to give him the honour he truly deserves, restore his health and transport him into the past to become Pharaoh number 1. Here he will rule over all of Egypt and slowly teach his patented dance moves to the people. In return the people will take his hallowed dance moves and use them in deadly combat to become the most feared military dance unit the world will ever see.
The space chimps will on Michaels second death, take control of the elite units and compete in galaxy wide dance-offs…and finally win the coveted Unistellular Shift & Move trophy.
Cant touch this….not even with a mile long frigging barge pole.

You have to agree that the statue looks super similar to Michael Jackson…maybe it’s a prop from his ‘Remember the Time’ music video, smuggled in as a long forgotten publicity stunt hahaha.
Some people see the face of Christ in tea leaves or water stains on walls, why not the face of a pop icon?
Obviously this is a great laugh at Michael Jacksons expense, however, imagine how much foot traffic The Field Museum is going to get when Michael obsessed followers hear about his “mummy shot”.
I have to admit it’s not often that I get sucked into hype, however even I would pop into the museum just to take a look at the statue and perhaps have a mild laugh.

What next????

Duncs.